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"It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight."
"It's time to put on makeup, it's time to dress up right, it's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight."
"Why do we always come here, I guess we'll never know, it's like a kind of torture, at the Rocky Horror Show!"
"And now let's get things started, why don't you get things started, it's time to get things started, on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call the Rocky Horror Muppet Show!"
We always start our shows with this merry song, but for once it will be topical! At this annual tradition you will get to see your favorite childhood TV personalities doing unspeakable acts to each other. And you thought "warm velvety Muppet sex" was just a Cards Against Humanity card...
$7 for SIFF members, $12 for everyone else.
Doors open at 11:30-ish, pre-show starts at midnight.
All ages, but with typical RHPS raunchy humor.
Just a reminder: Any audience member asked more than once to curb disrespectful behavior will be ejected from the theatre.
Side note: We have a vested interest in continuing to be allowed to perform our show - and without the support of our audience, this will not happen. We want Rocky to be a fun, fabulous, and safe place for people of all ages to enjoy themselves. Please help us continue to maintain our good name and our Home Of Happiness by following the rules, which are clearly stated at the beginning of each show.